Thursday, February 4, 2010

For Your Valentine's Day Pleasure

The holiday that half of the world is bitter towards and the other half can't wait for is rapidly approaching. So today, I give you a sample of the soundtrack to your after dessert dessert. You feel where I'm trying to go with this? I'm going to share the song and artist and the sexiest line of the song. Dig this.

Prince - Adore
How can you even talk about a sexy soundtrack and not include Prince? He's more feminine than most women, yet he's pulled most of the women that you'll only dream about. (Vanity, Apollonia, and Carmen Electra anyone?) And he's done it in three inch heels. Here's why he bagged them.
"..When we be makin love/I only hear the sounds/Heavenly angels cryin above/Tears of joy pourin down on us.."

D'Angelo - Untitled (How Does It Feel)
Most people only remember the racy video that accompanied this racy song. He wasn't standing there naked without a reason. My dear friends, the lyrics are ten times racier. You just haven't been paying attention.
"..I'd love you make you wet/In between your thighs cause/I love when it comes inside you.."

TLC - Red Light Special
Women taking control and just letting a man know what it is can be the sexiest thing ever. It's even sexier when the woman tells you in a breathy and sultry alto like the kind T-Boz has. That song is Campbell's soup, it's MMM good.
"..I need someone a real man/I need someone who understands/I'm a woman a real woman/I know just what I want/I know just who I am.."

Dave Matthews Band - Crash Into Me
Now, I can feel some of you scratching your head. This song is dirty talk from one of those emotional, artsy type guys. You might think they're not freaky lyrics, but they are freaky.
"..Hike up your skirt a little more/Show your world to me.."

Joe - Love Scene
Joe is an underrated singer and songwriter. But one thing he known for are his sex jams. "All The Things Your Man Won't Do" could have easily been put on this list, but I like this song better. He lets a woman know what the deal is by the time he finishes the first bar of the song.
"..Girl I'm down to take a sip from your cup/If you drink from my fountain of love.."

Janet Jackson - That's The Way Love Goes
This song makes the cut because this is when Janet really started showcasing her sexuality. Who can forget the album cover? I remember seeing it at Wal-Mart when I was five and getting in trouble for looking at it. Topless, except hands covering her breasts. That was a staunch statement to let the world she was a woman with needs.
"..Reach out and feel my body/I'm gonna give you all my love/Oh sugar don't you hurry/Just close your eyes and hold on tight.."

R.Kelly - Strip For You
The whole fantasy of having a woman stripping for her man is turned on its ear. In this sexy ballad, Robert Kelly shows us the lengths he's willing to go to please his woman.
"..I'm everything you ever wanted/I'ma strip to the bone/And let you get on it girl.."

Mtume - Juicy Fruit
While most of my peers might recognize this as the song Biggie sampled for "Juicy", this song is pure, unadulterated sex. Nothing more. Nothing less. The metaphors and similes used to describe the act of making love is incredible.
"..Cherry blossom kiss is what you givin/Makes my body rock/Keeps me sizzlin.."

Teddy Pendergrass - Turn Off The Lights
Ask yourselves, how many of us would not be alive had this song not been made. That's all that really needs to be said. Without Teddy Pendergrass, I wouldn't be blogging right now. Thanks brother. Rest In Peace.
"..Just turn off the lights come to me/Girl I wanna give you a special treat.."

The Isley Brothers - Between The Sheets
This is arguably the best sex jam ever. As soon as you hear the opening, your body is going to react. Even if you're trying to act like its not, it will.
"..Hey girl aint no mystery/At least as far as I can see/I wanna keep you her layin next to me/sharin our love between the sheets.."

Alright kids, there you go.Have a good V-Day. Remember to keep it sexy and SAFE. If you got this music on and still can't get any, you might want to work on your game. Hey, the soundtrack can't do all of the work.

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