How Pathetic Am I?

There are some things I do that I'm not proud of. I talk about them here because this blog is cathartic as much as any other hobby. Well, the thing I'm not proud of that I'm talking about is... I still watch The Real World and The Challenges faithfully.

Yes, yes, I know that went out of style with Fubu jerseys, but I can't help it. I enjoy seeing white people get drunk and beat the shit out of each other. I say white people because the only black people on there are the ones that only date white people. And you know how that goes. But I digress..

I still watch them because these shows make me feel better about myself. I mean I say and do some bugged out things, but these reality tv "stars" have me beat. Watching them is like watching 'Scared Straight' minus the jail setting. After, watching these shows, I really don't drink as much. And when I do, I'm still sober enough to remember what everyone I was with had on. These kids do worse than that on a nightly basis and they get to watch all the gory details on tv once they've forgotten about them. I know their parents are proud.

But what's more pathetic them acting stupid on tv or me for watching stupid people? I say me, but its an addiction. A guilty pleasure that isn't serious enough for me to seek help. So screw you if you don't like my addiction and my unwillingness to get help. So srew an intervention, I'm going to wrap this post up so I can go watch now! BOOM!