The Worst Rap Line In History

I've been an avid hip hop fan since I was a kid. I always thought rappers were special. They could manipulate words and make sense while rhyming. And they weren't just simple rhymes, either. But then I grew up and Lil Flip came out. And then my world went upside down.

This song came out when I was in high school. I've never forgotten this one line. "I'll treat you like milk, I'll do nothing but spoil you."

What the fuck is that?! There is a way to tell a woman how you'll treat them without comparing them to milk. Secondly, don't compare them to spoiled milk. Not only is that disgusting, you're calling a chick spoiled. You tell me what girl you know would be cool for being called that. Don't worry, I'll wait...... Didn't think so. You can't say something else? Anything else? All I can say is that I was ready to disregard all music coming out of Houston. Matter of fact, I don't even bump too much rap that's not from New York because I've generalized the whole southern region.

Lil Flip is part of the reason I became a rap snob. Now I only mess with a select few of rappers from the south. I'm not going to name them here because that's another post in itself. Let's just say Soulja Boy wouldn't make the cut if he was the last rapper from the south. I mean that with every bone in my body. But back to Lil Flip. That dude is horrendous. I just can't. I really just can't.

I am so over this line, I can't even finish this post about it.

*Drops pen and storms out shaking head with hands raised*