People That Smell Should Pay

They say cleanliness is next to godliness. I thought everyone thought so too. But when I went to a party, I found out this wasn't the case.

Before I continue, I preface by saying all of the people I met were cool people. I could chill and have cool conversations with them all day, but the fact if the matter is some of them smelled like they'd been rolling around in pig shit and used chicken grease. I mean they were musty as hell and had matted hair with corn flakes all in there. It really baffled me. How are you at a party trying to pick up women looking and smelling like that? So I've come up with a solution to the dirty asshole problem.

If you smell and ask for a ride from a friend, you should have to pay the driver a fee. Sort of like paying for a taxi. And for you cheap, dirty assholes, you have to give up additional money for gas. I think this would make people put deodorant on before they get in the car, or all dirty assholes will be walking to where they need to be. Because the only time you should be funky is if you were doing some work. Working out, yard work, car work, you know, things like that. And you should bathe directly after engaging in those activities. And if you're not going to adhere to the rules set before you, walk!!!!